Thanks for ruining Legend of Korra Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko

So I’ve been a long time fan of the Avatar since well….forever.  And like Avatar, I got hooked on Legend of Korra as well. Granted it wasn’t quite up to Avatar standards in the first 3 seasons, but the creators of the series more than made up for it’s shortcomings in the final season.

Star Wars: The force awakens Honest Review

I’ve been scouring the web, looking for an honest review of the new Star Wars movie from J.J. Abrams. Luckily for me, I can’t find one. That means my review will be the only honest review of the movie on this planet. Apparently, everyone is under the old Jedi mind trick. But instead of “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for,” it’s “J.J. has done it! Star Wars: The force awakens is awesome!!” This is where I call an audible.

Dog poops in neighbor’s yard. Film at 11

Fucking people. I don’t understand ’em. I really don’t…which is probably part of the reason I get so furious with their behavior.

As evidenced from the title of this post, you know exactly the people I’m talking about; it’s your neighbors. The ones who think they live in a vacuum, that you can’t hear them when they’re screaming at each other, their kids or whatever at the top of their lungs and using every sentence enhancer available in the English language. Meanwhile, your children look on in dismay, later asking you with perfect diction what those four letter words mean.

Melissa Bachman attacked and eaten…

Well, it finally happened; World famous trophy hunter and celeb Melissa Bachman was first mauled, then eaten after a recent lion hunt in South Africa.

The perpetrators? A mindless, thrall of completely stupid, insane, self righteous ass hats who not only can’t see past the imaginary world they live in, but who wouldn’t have the sense to pound sand into a rat hole. Never mind that the rats are destroying the landscape and spreading disease. These insufferable, Eco-nazi iconoclasts are more upset about the rats being harmed than they are about the fact that their world is being overrun by rodents.

An Open Letter To Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, and Dominos

Dear Papa Johns, Pizza Hut and Dominos,

Ordered a pizza for delivery a while back and noticed a $2 delivery charge was tacked on to the bill. When asked, the driver informed me that this delivery charge doesn’t go to him; it goes to corporate.

Who the hell is Desiree Bassett and why am I asking?

If you don’t know, Desiree Bassett is a famous, young, chick rock guitarist. (I think she’s 18 now.) If you do know, then you fall into one of two categories; either  you’re a mindless, tasteless Desiree Bassett fanboy/fanchick, or you’re one of the few sentient members of human society who understands and shares the following opinion: Desiree Basset is a shitty guitar player. Okay, I’ve overstated my case. I just wrote that because I knew it would incite a riot in her admirers and entertain everyone else. The reality is she’s not terrible and she has gotten better over the years…a lot better. But seriously friends, the chick is so, so, sooooooooooooooo overrated that I can’t even begin to iterate my ire at the big deal being made about her.

Dickholes on Capitol Hill look even stupidER, feigning outrage at Olympic apparel

Once again, the dumbshits in our legislature are insulting our intelligence…Apparently, they don’t think we’re smart enough to realize their hypocrisy. Instead, they’d rather pretend they’re morally outraged by the Olympic Committee’s choice in apparel for the U.S. Olympic Team.

Media douchebags, stupid people and Romney and Perry’s Jock

What the hell is the problem with the effing media? Or maybe it’s not a media thing at all. Maybe it’s just that people are really that stupid. Here’s what I’m getting at.

Moronic Ebay Users Should Be Shot…or at least publicly humiliated

Well, they’re at it again…those perpetual dumbasses on Ebay.  If you’re an Ebayer, then you know what I’m talking about: Those dipshits who, apparently, don’t realize that there’s no need to get into a pissing match with other buyers, hours or even days before the auction is going to be over. Hell, you might even be one of them. If you are, then this post is for you. I’m going to type very slowly so even an imbecile like you can understand.

Dancing’s Chelsie Kane and Mark Ballas get hosed

Okay, I admit it. Under the coercion of my significant other, I decided to watch this last season’s Dancing with the Stars. Yes, a lot of the drama, at least in the beginning is overblown and just plain stupid. But after two episodes I was hooked. I really started caring about the competitors, swept up into their sometimes pathetic, other times inspirational stories. But I sware I’ll never watch it again.